Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

bug doctor

A bug doctor is a psychologist or psychiatrist, also called a shrink, that works with the inmates of a prison. They're generally hardy folk, considering how specialized the fields of forensic psychiatry and forensic psychology are.

Inmate 1: Are you seeing the bug doctor today?

Inmate 2: Yea, she's been helping me out a lot.

Inmate 1: Right on.

by Dank Shrink September 22, 2019

Thot Doctor

THOT Doctor’s are a clan of friends on PUBG mobile that use there incredulous skills to win Chicken Dinner’s.

Damn, they be vaccinating those THOT’s. They must be THOT Doctors!

by TDR_AstroGeek October 6, 2019

Disco Doctor

A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti

Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .

Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?

by flt1335666 May 22, 2020

Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

Time Doctor

A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work

Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor

by Redditor142832 February 27, 2021

Duckie Doctor

A person who is highly cancerous and/or is highly unholy and should be banished to hell.

Bro, Kareem was being such a Duckie Doctor last night!

by SteveRogers IAm June 23, 2021