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Diesel

I bought a lager and mixed it with a blue WKD and created a diesel! Got me loose!
by Logan does bing August 21, 2018
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Shane Diesel

Shane Diesel is the stage name for Saul Seward Armstrong, an African-American pornographic film actor. He is best known for his career in the professional adult film industry, starring in films produced by companies such as DogFart Network and Digital Sin. The overwhelming majority of his filmography features interracial sex, often crossing over into the niche cuckolding genre, which is often considered his most famous and iconic work.

In addition to professional films, Diesel also runs an OnlyFans account where he posts even more content in a subscription based service. He also has a reputation for being willing to personally cuckold men willing to pay with money.
Friend 1: I spoke with the doctor yesterday. It turns out my wife got pregnant with triplets after I paid Shane Diesel to destroy her pussy last night.

Friend 2: *Becomes drenched in anxious sweat and gets very visible boner*

Do you still have Shane's phone number!? I need to set up an appointment!
by NTR-Enjoyer December 13, 2022
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Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...
That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!
by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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Diesel

Noun

A cocktail popular in rural England and Wales consisting of cider, lager and black currant cordial. Named for its resemblance to agricultural diesel which is dyed red but UK customs.
"Two pints of diesel please barkeep"
by Rawhyde July 29, 2017
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Dieseled

To be so extremely high that you could make the impulsive decision of shaving your head in order to look like Vin Diesel.
“Yo I was so dieseled at that party last night
by sfgurl September 19, 2020
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Diesel

Diesel is the word used to describe someone big and buff. Anthony himself is diesel
Andy- Wow Anthony's diesel he benches 620
Austin- Ikr how did he do that?
Andy- I'm not messin with him
Austin- Same here
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