Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

gallery of dicks

The collective name for a group of men with their dicks out standing around not doing anything in particular. Similar to a "murder of crows" or a "gaggle of geese." The contestants on "Naked Attraction" waiting to be judged is a good example.

I went to a college naked party last weekend but it was mostly a gallery of dicks.

by raccoonx March 11, 2022

resume of dicks

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.

Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"

by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

Eat a hot bowl of dicks

Something Ice-T tells haters to do.

'Eat a hot bowl of dicks' - Ice T

by mistasteve October 19, 2020

National Suck the homie’s dicks day

On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

by Isyourrefrigeratorrunning March 16, 2021

P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization )

the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization (P.E.D.O). An adjective to describe a group of teenage boys who constantly ask girls for nudes and give off "Small Dick Energy". In other words, SnapChat Fuckboys.
Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is such a P.E.D.O, you have got to block him."

Emma: "Damm this dude keeps asking me for nudess.....ugh!"
Jasmine: "Ew, Matt is so totally in the P.E.D.O (the Pervs with Eensy-weensy Dicks Organization ), you have got to block him."

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB March 22, 2021