desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!

1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"

by mooroobool November 13, 2013

Desert Dipper

When one dips their ball sack in sand before performing a classic teabag

“Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole

by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Stuck in the desert

When you really like the desert duo, aka Grian and Scar from 3rd life amp or Double life smp. From the life series.

"I escaped the poppy and lilac field, but now I am stuck in the desert

by Froggy.io November 2, 2025

Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character

Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea

1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately”

by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021

Desert

Ok, so, you cite the phrase “Let my people go so that they may serve me in the wilderness.” And say that it’s often misquoted (and that’s because it was in a musical. I want to say Joseph an the amazing technicolor dreamcoat and the commercial for it used to play on TV at night and “LET MY PEOPLE GOOO!” was one of the parts that they highlighted IN that commercial) but then you frame the misquote as hedonic freedom and that leads to the desert and the full quote as your propositional ethic.

Hym “BUT! In the Bible it’s the exact opposite. They are let go to serve God and GO TO THE DESERT ANYWAY. You use this tactic to draw the EXACT OPPOSITE conclusion of the material you’re citing. Regularly. Just like the lobster thing. The study your citing draws the exact opposite conclusion. But it’s marketable. I’m also marketable. But billionaires and sycophants aren’t lining up to throw money at me. Not because I’m not better but because I didn’t use Elon’s strategy of ‘general visibility.’ Why is ‘general visibility more important than competence (something that isn’t important at all)? THE PARETO PRINCIPLE! That states ‘Famous people tend to receive more credit than one famous people who contributed!’ It’s a SHAM! It’s a lie! Your whole propositional ethic is just your own person self aggrandizement campaign! Which is why you project that on to me! You think I’m doing it because that what YOU’RE doing! Ha! Ridiculous! What a ridiculous guy!”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

Desert Rose

A desert rose is a symbol of beauty, hope and resilience surviving in harsh conditions. It can be used to describe a woman who has endured a hard life but still remained a good and loving person.

Did you know her husband was abusing her all these years? Finally she's free of him, that lady is a real desert rose.

by Knightsteele June 12, 2023