A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
by Matthew Kenyon October 14, 2011
Get the Cry Babymug. A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.
Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."
by jsd9632 December 30, 2012
Get the crying shamemug. Usually happens to females. When one cries so heavily and uncontrollably that their bowels release a fart that contains watery poop in it.
1 "oh Karen, Im so sad. My boyfriend thinks Im fat. waa waa."
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
2 "Its ok Vanessa, theres other guys out there"
1 "waa, waaa, *cry shart*"
2 "That smells awful, Are you cry-sharting?!"
by Andy Zavs April 4, 2010
Get the Cry Shartmug. When you hide somewhere like the bathroom to cry, meet someone else who is crying, and you both talk about what you're crying over.
Yesterday I ran to the bathroom to cry after I found out about the fight, and I accidentally joined an already in-session crying conference.
by That Subpar Nerd September 13, 2019
Get the crying conferencemug. cry masty
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
crying a tree, play a guitar, sing depressing music while wanking.
greenday used this technique when writing the song wake me up when september ends
by sakattack1 February 27, 2011
Get the cry mastymug. Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.
I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.
by bravodarling December 16, 2011
Get the wine crymug. by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022
Get the cry momentmug.