night crud

The congestion that's in your throat and nose when you wake up in the morning.

I'll sound more like myself after I get rid of this night crud.

by Echo27 September 28, 2010

Geek Crud

Any combination of airborne or suface-borne illnesses, contracted by the sharing of handheld electronic devices, D&D dice, cards or videogame controllers between various geeks of questionable hygiene. (Also See 'Nerd Flu')

Did you hear that 10,000 people came down with the Geek Crud after that gaming convention last week?

by Lexicon Grrl September 29, 2010

blow crud

Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud

Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match

by Detroit Vee April 18, 2017

fludd crudd

when you cum on a container and use it to spray other people

This dude pissed me off so I emptied my windex and fludd crudd on him

by Khezu May 24, 2017

Jew Crudler

A slang term for any food prepared by a jew. Usually in reference to a stew, soup, or chowder.

"Aleksander's Jew Crudler may look like the stuff they fed his grandfather back in Poland, but it's actually pretty great if you add saltines."

"Betzalel attempted to make us clam chowder, but the Jew Crudler that steamed out into the bowl was like the fluid from an infection caused by faulty circumcision."

by Goot Poot May 19, 2018

Street Crud

The stuff in Donald Trumps ass after a gangbang on the streets of Russia

Man what's that smell is that street crud? Nah man I ain't got that shit Donald does up his ass.

by Stayawayfromme August 6, 2018

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021