crackette

An alternative phrase for arse

'shove it up your crackette' hahahahaha

by Janey Roan January 9, 2009

Crochetiere

a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!

Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"

by boombuba December 29, 2010

Pantie Cricket

An evil bug living in a womans Nether Regions. Also: Severe pubic lice.

OHMYGOD! Emily has pantie crickets!

by Morgan39 July 15, 2007

Vanilla Cricket

A nigger girl that loves white males- AS

Hey! That nigger down the street's a vanilla cricket! She's always hitting on me and my friends.

by It's Thirtyfour July 26, 2014

branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat

user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.

by don trusty April 7, 2008

crank cricket

A crank cricket is the imaginary bug that tweakers often attempt to scratch at vigorously leading to open sores on the said twackstar's face and or arms. also referred to as crack crabs , ice lice or meffmites

That's Dustin, look at those inverted methmounds on his face, hes always chasing a crank cricket.

by H2elCAPPYtan May 28, 2017

Moon Cricket

A pale skinned, cum complexioned white person. Moon=Pale, and a lot of white people have big eyes and skinny legs.

"Too many of these Moon Crickets have a problem with lice. I try my best to stay away from them"

by IBTAL December 29, 2019