crack a sam

started early in th nineties through out ballarat, someone whom goes home early from an event or festivity shall be sed to hav cracked a sam, originating back to the original sam who made this famous throughout the university if ballarat, one also can use the term when a person or persons gets mad or angry over something which another person or persons have sed.
"for fucks sake did u go home at 12 last night, thats the third time u have cracked a sam this semester"

"hey i did not crack a sam"
(by saying they have not cracked a sa m they have hence confirmed that indeed they have cracked a sam)
by samantha tibbles November 26, 2008
Get the crack a sam mug.

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.
1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.
by broberra July 05, 2018
Get the crack fracking mug.

crack bush

A mighty tree in San Francisco that possesses mystical powers, it emits an irresistable crack vapor. *used mainly for drug transactions & public urination*
"The Crack Bush giveth, and he taketh away."
by LoL_What November 24, 2008
Get the crack bush mug.

Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.
BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.
by Frank Wadels July 07, 2015
Get the Crack Thunder mug.

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian
I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.
by seymour heines February 28, 2008
Get the crack gobbler mug.

cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on
Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls
by blue2cv June 04, 2014
Get the cat crack mug.

Crack Whoring

1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix
Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.
by viking2121 May 08, 2009
Get the Crack Whoring mug.