cat crack

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

by blue2cv June 4, 2014

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Crack the Tubes

The act of opening cans of beer.

Bruce 3: "Crack the tubes, right!" (starts opening beer cans)

by Bruce 3 August 20, 2009

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crack cake

any type of cake that is so good that it becomes as addictive as crack, but does not contain crack, but is amazingly tasty.

So Chris made some crack cake and brought it into the lounge today, and everyone attacked him for a piece, because it was so delicious.

by scholar328161 April 25, 2010

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1. The process whereby a group of men go looking for sex with drug addicted prostitues in the ghetto.

2. When well-paid pro football players, just days before a superbowl game, get arrested in Miami while cruising for drugged up prostitutes in the ghetto (this really happened!!),

3. The act whereby dumbass bachelor party participants who are too cheap and too stupid to pay for real hookers/strippers will instand op to find much cheaper (and more dangerous) hookers who are willing to have sex for the price of their next drug fix

Bob: I want to have sex, but we're too dumb, lazy, fat, ugly and broke to get any hot girls without having to pay for it.

Tom: I know - let's call up the guys and go crack whoring in the ghetto.

Bob: Yeah! Because if we go with a bunch of dorky looking white and/or asian guys we won't get mugged, beatin' and robbed by the Homies when we cruising through the hood looking for skanks.

by viking2121 May 8, 2009

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