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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.
this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?
by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024
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count olaf

The modern corporation if it was a person.
count olaf represents the modern corporation. make as much money as possible and don’t care if you murder or break rules doing so
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 20, 2025
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its the thought that counts

What you say when you get a gift you don't really like but don't want to hurt the other persons feelings.
Jack - Jill, I got you a gift! *gives said gift*
Jill- Aw how sweet, it’s the thought that count's though

(She doesn't like it, you can tell because she said “its the thought that counts”)
by Boiga6 July 23, 2022
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Count Fuckstickula

Boy that guy is a real Count Fuckstickula.
by Chuckie Cheez November 15, 2011
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Count Sidius

Count Sidius is based off a graphic novel called 'HelpfulShaun' wrote by Shaun Smith.
Count Sidius plagued the inter-webs with his awful tutorials and guides. Not to mention his bloody 'let's plays' and when I mean bloody, I mean shit.

The reasoning behind CountSidius' awful tutorials & guides is due to his inability to pronounce the letter 'R'.
Count Sidius: Instead of saying "Crafting" with the correct pronunciation of the 'R' he will instead choose the bizarre pronunciation "Cwafting".
by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 7, 2012
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