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Count Facts

Used to prove a point that something is true or untrue.
this is completely unnecessary. like bro count facts how many times have you really used this thing?
by Devoted Dev April 25, 2024
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pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.
Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M
by edanger October 21, 2012
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Count Dabula

A Vampire that cannot ever seem to satisfy his deep craving for wax. These dabthirsty fiends will go to any length to satisfy their hunger including sinking their fangs into the neck of your bong to suck out the Bong Water.
Filling your Bong with Holy Water is an excellent way to keep it from being viciously attacked by Count Dabula ...
by Loafasynia May 11, 2016
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woman count

The act of checking to see that all of the women are present and accounted for, especially in the instance of needing to enter the womens restroom.
My coworker was looking for me at work today, he found me and mentally counted me, did a "woman count" and then deemed it safe to enter the womens restroom.
by funtobewith April 21, 2010
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bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
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Count

Then get counting science-bitch!
Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
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