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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.
Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count
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Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.
Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.
by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024
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Count Cripula

A terrifying legend that haunts the streets of h-block about a vampire like crip who opps people up at 3 am with his blicktendo and throws up the 4s.
"RUN! IT'S COUNT CRIPULA!"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
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Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
by Weiner World February 23, 2021
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