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Covington Crasher

Any Dodge Charger circa. 2005 or newer. This vehicle is always driven by a rather rambunctious driver, often housing an oversized spoiler, shitty windshield sticker, RGB headlights & underglow, overwhelmingly awful suspension, and finally small, local sports team (Such as American Football) flags on both sides of the fenders. Generally, these Chargers house cosmetic damage, broken mufflers, and other modifications that are otherwise unnecessary or trashy.

Depending on the local area, Covington Crashers may be named after a local area (Street, city, town or otherwise), followed by a descriptive word that begins with the same first letter as the selected area name. Examples would be the Gainsborough Grazer, Ferguson Fucker, or Eastgate Executioner. Typically, the selected area is infamously known for being dangerous one way or another.
Yo dude who was in that Covington Crasher that you just gapped on I-75?
Covington Crasher by Argent_ January 19, 2023

Covington Football 

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette
It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year

Coming like pogba 

If you're trying to pull out some Leng bird and she's coming like pogba ,matey, you got a black one.
A:what was your bird like mate,is she leng

B: yeah she's awfully wholesome and she's a white Ting you know she ain't coming like pogba like the one that I used to go with you get me.
Coming like pogba by Suckhorn511 October 30, 2023

cooning around 

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

ugly covington 

A person who, while you know people generally find unattractive, you would still like to pursue romantically.
Guy 1: I'm thinking of asking out Sarah.
Guy 2: ...You know she's not cute, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's my Ugly Covington.

Owen Cornings 

1) Name of an inulation company; which is used as slang to describe a womans workout/athletic pants such as Lulu lemons; which are so tight due to her fatness; or mammoth thighs; if someone were to cut the pants flab and skin would burst out; similar to cutting open a bag of insulation.
Jack: "Hey man Lucy was rocking the treadmill in her owen cornings today"

John: "Jesus fuck; she looks like a speed skater in those babies!"