congestive conjunctivitis

Congestive conjunctivitis is the illness you fake when you don't want to see your girlfriend for some reason.

Often times it's when your girlfriend is overweight or clingy.

Made famous by Jack Black in Shallow Hal.

You going to hang out with your girlfriend tonight?

No, she's gained a lot of weight lately. I think I have a bad case of congestive conjunctivitis.

by Giddy73 May 19, 2017

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019

confested

two words- that vibe of congested + infested

my room was always “confested” with my annoying ass roommate

by lexyjazz!2 July 12, 2020

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so the societies become extremely coddled and lacking honest conversation

safe space is born because concept creep

by Sir. B November 4, 2021

concept creep

When definition of "what's harmful" is taken too far, so societies become coddled and lacking honest discussions

Safe space and security theater are the results of concept creep

by Sir. B November 5, 2021

contesticles

Frogs gay

q: What are frogs?
A: Contesticles

by wEeDlOvEr69420 November 8, 2021

conceited

conceited is a word that means you can’t jershan

"jershan so conceited y’all hos ain fwh”

by daddy shan September 5, 2021