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litty committee

a committee of the most authentically lit people ever
-our party is trash
-i just invited the litty committee
by thelittycommitteecreator March 26, 2017
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cutthroat committee

a committee, a group if you will, of select cutthroats (you know who you is) that do cutty ass deeds for the betterment of the yay, and the world as a whole yadig.
To name a few: smoking several blunts at once, would be something a member would be frequently involved in. GOing to the EM and getting hella dope food, after certain activities (stevie yadidi) ugh. drifting in the bh lot.
you gotta be hella cutty to be in the committee, no doubt.

"damn, the cutthroat committee is hella cutty"
by kingdonn January 22, 2008
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hulu and commitment

A play on the standard hookup phrase "Netflix and chill," this update is for those looking to binge watch tv shows with another person while in a relationship.
Person A: hey, you wanna Netflix and chill?
Person B: I think we might be ready for Hulu and commitment ;)
by Jazzyfizzle November 2, 2015
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commit

"I can't believe i beat it with that nasty chick"
"Yeah yo, you should commit"
by THunter December 29, 2007
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My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself

Possibly the best non-joke pickup line of all time
Girl: I just don't know if I'm ready for a relationshipment.
Boy: Hey cmon. My two favourite things are commitment and changing myself.
by Smeeagain October 31, 2011
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Comment Reader

1. A person who goes around his/her friend's myspace and reads that person's comments.

2. A person who reads comments on other people's myspace.
Jimmy: Hey Suzie, I see you invited Jake to the concert but not me!

Suzie: How did you know?

Jimmy: I read your comments on your Myspace

Suzie: You Comment reader!!!

Jimmy: That's not what your mom called me yesturday when she posted that bulletin!
by D-Ron Kelso August 15, 2006
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commentraitor

Noun

A broadcaster who uses the airwaves (usually Fox News Network or AM radio), or blogger who uses the internet, to spread anti-government disinformation.

Favorite targets are our "foreign-born Islamic halfrican-american" President, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Senators Reid and Boxer, and most democrat (sic, not "Democratic") officials. 'Activist' judges are also targeted -- the laws should remain as written in 1776.

Some commentraitors even urge '2nd Amendment' solutions. Others are content to use their white-supremicist-neochristian-xenophobic rhetoric to incite their ditto-heads to throw out all incumbents, or to act-out at public hearings, or to march around in camo gear with firearms and threatening expressions.

While most of their listeners are willig, echoing rather than forming 'opinions', commentraiters are more often shrewd broadcasters unrestrained by any need/desire to be 'truthy' (thx Stephen Colbert). A commentraitors object is not to inform, but to reap financial benefits by selling to their sheeple whatever the bleating (m)asses are easily convinced to want.
Current commentraitors Rush Limppaw, Shmen Dreck, Oh Riley, and Ann Poltergeist make me afraid, VERY afraid. I don't believe ANYthing they say, but a seemingly growing number of listeners believes EVERYthing they say, without thought or doubt. And those listeners are armed!
by Kriticalthinker July 6, 2010
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