Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

cocknuckle

A Cocknuckle is just how it sounds, they are a person who is a big cock and there as thick as a knuckle. They are the ultimate tool, a cocknuckle is colloquially referred to as a “Lachy”.

An example of a cocknuckle or “lachy” behavior: say your have recently found a slight bump in one of your breasts and you go to your friend for some comfort and support, they reply with something along the lines of “yeah my grandmother died of cancer”, the friend who you seeked support from just made you feel much worse than you already had.

by Gods July 6, 2007

cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 7, 2007

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

cocopuffs

When a guy blows his load on top of a girls butthole (the bowl), spoons it out and feeds it to her. Obligatory yelling of "Coo-coo for cocopuffs" is said after the feeding.

"Mmm yeah girl, get ready for your cocopuffs breakfast"

by yolandivisser January 8, 2012

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003