Christmas chub

the few extra pounds one packs on during the holidays from excessive eating
"Aunt Bertha is eating pumpkin pie nonstop."

"Yeah she's gonna have some Christmas chub to deal with after New Years."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 15, 2009
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Red Christmas

What you look like when you eat out your girl on her period
Jimmy: bruh why is your face covered in blood?

Dikolu: I had a red Christmas.
by DastardlyPoptard October 31, 2019
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christmas movie

When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns
Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?
by Jake a sale May 11, 2017
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Christmas Cheeks

A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.

This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.
"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."
by duffystl August 16, 2009
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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 26, 2009
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Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014
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Christmas cash

When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
ex 1:

Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!

Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.

ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
by Michaelwuzheer December 22, 2009
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