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Christian

A person who has accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's all one must do to become a Christian. Contrary to popular belief, most Christians are tolerant and realistic people. However, only the hypocritical ones get publicized, due to the media loathing anything relating to God and/or family values. Yes, many Christians go to church, but the most reasonable ones don't force it upon others. Christians enjoy personal relationships with Jesus and don't really belong in an "organized religion" as the media implies. Reasonable Christians get really mad when other Christians act hypocritical or rude to other people.
Christian: Hey, what's up? Let's hang out, or go to the movies sometime. Or go to the mall, whatever's good :)
Christian-hater: Dude, I'm glad I met you. You're such a great friend; you don't seem to hate anyone and you're always up for fun, although not so much drugs and sex. I'm just glad you're not a Christian. Those frickin homophobes are everything that's wrong with this country.
Christian: It's really too bad you feel that way. I guess you'll hate me once you find out I'm a Christian. Most of us aren't jerks, you know.
Christian-hater: Ohh crap. Well I feel like a jerk now... but you can't be a Christian. You're too sweet, and sarcastic.
Christian: You accuse of us being narrow-minded; you are too, to be honest. Let's just move on, and we'll both promise to be open-minded best friends, okay?
Christian-hater: Okay, I'll try.
*they hug, then go to the movies and have fun*
by MissCaliBrownie April 7, 2010
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Christian

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Christian

An outgoing, fun, positive guy who you can have a laugh and act stupid towards each other with. He is also the guy that will guide you and listens to you through good and bad timings. He is special and worth talking to.
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Christian

A very sexy, athletican, and funny young man.
That christian is super sexy.
by Jimjimbobby July 3, 2016
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christian =)

Christian is a truly amazing person. He is a super charismatic, caring, kind, sarcastic, rad guy who loves to skate and eat nutter butters. He really cares about you and how you’re doing despite everything he has to deal with on his own. If you have a Christian =) in your life then consider yourself very lucky and don’t let him go. P.s. he looks like a koopa Troopa ;).
Tyler: yo Christian =) is so wack
Me: nah he’s cool

Tyler: ya I guess ur right
by MandaNoel October 20, 2019
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Christian

A well put together person that understands people's problems. He listens, and very easy to talk to. But can be very stubborn at times and very prideful. He loves his friends and family. He is an all around unique person that his love ones love and can't live without. He brings much joy to his family and friends. He is very handsome and put together person that will be very successful.
Wow did you see how well he deals with people's problems, he must be Christian.
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Christian

Christian is a smart, intelligent, kind and caring person who will always have your back. Christian doesn't have much of a temper, but when he's angry, he'll make sure you won't do it again. Christian can however swing for both teams but it all depends on the person. He/She is extremely cute and everyone has a crush on them at least once.
Person 1: Who's that cute boy over there?
Person 2: Oh him? That's Christian.
Person 1: Well he's kinda cute~
by Gold solace September 2, 2016
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