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1) look thats a young person! wow
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)
2) aaron: man that kid is annoying the way it cries all the time...
dean: don't worry i'll deal with it
(dean walks up to the child, picks it up and hands it to the mother..)
dean: please shut it up.
mother: how dare you!!
dean: HOW DARE ME!!!!!!!
( the mother stares dean out, then receives a roundhouse kick to the face, she drops)
aaron: hahahahahahahahha!
(dean picks up the baby and hurls it at aaron, aaron falls to the ground after receiving head trauma)
steve:????
(dean punches steve in the face, killing him)
dean: man!! kids are annoying.
3) when the unticus is hungry they travel to find schools, because they love eating children, when they catch one they decapitate it while screaming unt unt unt unt!!
unticus: unt unt unt!
4) police: sir you are under arrest!
aaron: why???
police: we witnessed you take the bait.
aaron: what???
police: the child.
aaron: ohh!! i understand
police: your going away for a long time..
(after three years of hard time aaron was killed by another inmate called dean)
by mr krum September 8, 2010
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The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
The cool Joe: A person with responsibility/financial issues who doesn’t want to have children but completely unbothered by them.
The cocky Jonas: That one liberal Twitter bitch ass who hates children with a heart and obsessed with them 24/7. He/she is annoyed simply hearing, smelling, touching and seeing children, will criticize you for having kids, and will use the “overpopulation” excuse (my guy, for a planet this big, we should actually have 10 billion people).
Person A: Hey dude, why don’t you have children
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
Person B: Nah, I can’t afford one. Wanna go to Taco Bell?
Person A: Lovely.
Person C: CHILDREN ARE THE CULPRIT OF AMERICA’S DOWNFALL!!! STOP GIVING CARE TO THESE SMALL SHITS!
Person A: I’m actually planning to have children, so I hope you’re not bothered.
Person A: NO THE FUCK YOU WON’T. FOR THE SAKE OF AMERICA YOU WON’T.
Person B: It’s fine as long as it’s not me. I think I’m gonna kill myself if my debt racks up massively. I could babysit, though.
Person C: YOU!
Person B: what-
Person C: Tell that motherfucker to not even think about having kids.
Person A: •_•
Person B: Shut the fuck up you dumb childfree bitch
Person C: If anything happens to one of you assholes then don’t come crying to me.
Person B: BYE NIGGA LMFAO
Person A: Thanks for having my back bro
by Hopoff Myedik Lilbro September 1, 2023
Get the Childfree mug.Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
by Idontlikecroatianpigs February 20, 2011
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Get the litte children's souls mug.a mass prediction of a wave of "new" converts for a poop tube celiberty grooupies, a future or current anything like halo or fallout 3.
o man theres going to be a bunch of cheese childeren when fallout 4 comes out, or o man when rach comes out people will have been married teaching there cheese childeren how to hold a MA5B Assault rifle using a video off of poop tub.
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