single-celled organism

Not a dog

That bacteria is a single-celled organism

by BTRequiem April 28, 2023

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.

Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.

by Girthmiester February 27, 2025

cell

Cell the Doxxer/Extorter, a notorious figure in the online world, is infamous for their ability to uncover and exploit personal information, leveraging it for nefarious purposes. With a shadowy digital presence, Cell strikes fear into the hearts of many, demonstrating the dark side of our interconnected society.

Cell touches minors
@cry74 on telegram

by neeg April 14, 2024

8-Cell

A story where a man named Luke is trapped on a desolate alien planet. He finds this magical technological cube that turns into anything that it has blueprints for in its database. It can be weapons, vehicles, clothing, et cetera. He then uses this to fight off aliens and get to their towers and download more stuff throughout the way. At each tower he gets a big download for a piece to the spaceship blueprint or something else that is needed. When he finally collects all the spaceship blueprint parts it will turn into the spaceship and help him escape.

8-Cell was pretty cool game.
You ever watch 8-Cell?

by SackbotNinja03 November 5, 2021

Sleeper cell

When a based and red-pilled gamer has to control their power level, so that the unwashed masses don't start noticing anything.

SUSAN: Hey Mark, what do you think of BLM? They really help amplify the voices within marginalised communities, don't they?

MARK (Sleeper cell): Yes, love em!

by Buck Destroyer June 3, 2021

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020