Crawfish Castle

Dirt mounds made by crawfish. Resemble castle towers. Commonly referred to as crawfish holes.
The lawnmower blades are dull because of all the crawfish castles.
by PHXDD May 11, 2021
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Castle Mead Academy

For a place surrounded by a really trash area called leicester, its a bit better then most other schools like Fullhurst(which is apparently one of the worst schools in leicester) . It doesnt come as a surprise people vape and theres lots of litter.The school is relatively new but the curriculum and classrooms are ok. One of the worst things here are that the school starts at 8:20am and ends at 3:40 which is just outrageous, but luckily on Friday we end on 2:10pm.On Monday and Thursday we have this thing called CCT or Castle Character Time which starts at 3:00 to 3:40. This is basically a list of activities you want to do such as sports relaxing stuff like stitching or music lesson, theres alot of choices you can choose. The food might be slightly overpriced but cmon all schools do that, and the foods not actually half bad and they have safety regulations and don't actually have moments where the lunch ladies make mistakes.You can check what you want before you eat With these giant TVs hanging off the wall at 2 floors high.The school is located inside a park with a BMX pump track and a playground for children,It is also located near City Centre. There is also a canal on one side of the school which you can look into and see how much litter is in there but its not usually that dirty.The school is pretty small than most other secondaries but it does fit everyone in.
‘Hey which school do you go?’
‘I go Castle Mead Academy.’
‘Thats kind of a good school.’
‘If it wasn't for the time we leave, its at 3:40.’
by bronklebing225 October 30, 2023
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Castle Rock

An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair
Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?
by r0w1ck April 2, 2024
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king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!
"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
by shlluver February 3, 2008
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apple castle

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.
by MrBunbury September 15, 2018
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jethros castle

A sexual phenomenon in which a woman slowly roasts her tits in a crock pot until they are tomato red. She then lines up 9 eggplants in 3 rows of 3 after slathering them in Sweet Massachusetts Marinade. Once they are prepped she takes a pair of stilts and gives them to a man who then shoves them in her Moist Porthole until she feels the need to erratically unicycle. While cycling the man balance on the horizontal stilts and helicopters his pecker 100 times. This unlocks a portal through her German Jungle and they both end up in Cincinnati willing, naked, and afraid. The eggplants are left behind as a ritual for any frisky lady to do a squat for the pure bliss of appreciating nature. Go 49ers!
That lady looks like her cunt has been stuffed with stilts, she must have been doing a Jethros Castle. What a slut.
by Sweet Baby Coitus November 18, 2023
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Bouncy Castle

Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.

Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.
by Lillian Grundy August 6, 2022
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