Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Girl in the castle

The one keeping the walls up usually.

The girl in the castle wanted everyone else to defend her castle at all times.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

Hustle Castle

Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy and also is very horny. Only real chad's dare to download it.

Guy 1: Yo I just downloaded Hustle Castle the game that looks like family guy!
Guy 2: Just be aware of all the girls that are coming at you for downloading such a chad game

by DJLOLLMAO February 22, 2021

Castle wanker

To communaly Ijacuculate in the attempt of building a cum castle

Hey' Harry, that guy's a real intuitive castle wanker

by Not.me.definitely January 2, 2022

self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”

Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”

by johnqdoe April 24, 2024

Bellbridge Castle Advantics

The Adventures and Antics of the Castle in the lost city of Bellbridge, London.

Have you read that series, Bellbridge Castle Advantics By ~PrincessOfBellbridge?

by Graypoopon June 24, 2012

Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 14, 2018