apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 16, 2018

Barnard-castling

Getting caught out by your partner for using outlandish excuses.

Totally caught Ben Barnard-castling last night when he tried to bluff his way out of why he didn’t have dinner ready. His excuse was downright pathetic!

by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020

Castle Square

Has all you ever need in life - Sports Direct, Poundland, Wetherspoons and "Glory hole golf". Use to have Primark and Bonmarche but they left because they were too upmarket for Castle Square.

I do me shoppin at Castle Square. Its got reyt good shops!

by TheWickedBitchIsDead February 14, 2022

Poo Castle

An archaic term for one’s anus, typically used in reference to anal sex.

“I’d like to storm her poo castle!”

by Jspjrob May 31, 2018

Castle Rain

Castle is a other word for temple or house...

Rain is a other word for blessings of God

My castle rain is what i am for my God

by Mr.Rain June 10, 2018

Toiletry Castle

When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.

Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.

by RyMan2k00 May 14, 2014

raid the castle

When you go into the woods to grandmas house and you are kidnapped by knights that raid your asshole.

Boy we need to raid the castle all over that bitch.

by castle raider December 30, 2015