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Firework Cancer

When you develop firework cancer you shoot up into the sky then explode into chunks.
Peter:"Did you hear,Keith died"
Clementine:"Yeah he got Firework Cancer"
by GlenGibbs November 2, 2019
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Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 7, 2019
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Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
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Cancer Talking

When someone that is diagnosed starts to be nice to others or acts way out of character because they know (or think) they are going to die...
Guy with Cancer: Sniff...Sniff... and you Billy! I was such an asshole! I am SOOOOOOO SORRY MAN!
Billy: It's OK man... it's OK man...
Frank: (Whispers) wow... what a change of heart eh?
Bill: (Whispers) yeah... that's the cancer talking...
by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015
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cancer bby

GOOGLE: Cancer women are the most EMOTIONAL of all. They can be soft, lovable, loyal.. but when you make them mad they turn into a BABY monster. But.. who doesn't looooove them mad? They are so cute and you can make fun of them an-
"Shut your WikiHow mouth, f***ing Yahoo's child. Cancer women are emotional, but also very powerful. So shut you WIfi mouth up before I hack your dark web acc."
by fvckeeze December 14, 2021
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gesticular cancer

When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.
"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."
by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009
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feminism is cancer

When feminism is cancer you're fked because you have only 10% chance of living and 90% risk of dying
Feminism cancer: You are a white MALE! i can't be racist because i am 0,3% black.
Person: Feminism is cancer am i gonna survive?
by Brownmeh February 12, 2017
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