camel toaster

When a man or woman puts his/her penis in a toaster. Once cooked to the proper temperature, the person then takes a massive shit in his kids mouth. As soon as the kid ejaculates milk from his vagina the zookeeper takes the polar bears for a 15 minute walk.

Sorry I was late for our movie date. I had to make sure my children had a camel toaster before bedtime.

by penisenlargment May 28, 2017

Camel Toeni

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds

The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.

by KRmd January 3, 2023

camel knight

A racial slur for a Middle Eastern person I.e. a camel jockey.

I don’t want to go to work today, all I work with is a bunch of smell camel knights.

by Soisitpeace February 14, 2018

Camel toe

When a girl is wearing tight ass pants and it goes up her pussy and you can usually see it

Ew that chick has a camel toe

by ______breh________ June 13, 2015

Camel toe

The toe of a female camel.

1: wow look at that female camel, it has a camel toe.
2: good observation. How absurd.

by IsaBALL December 2, 2018

Spastikated camel

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik

He a spastikated camel

by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

camel wedgie

Front wedgie or pulling the panties way up in front .

My wife had a huge camel wedgie..

by hartee46 March 1, 2011