bean yoda

bean yoda is a yoda that had too much poo that it explodes and becomes bean yoda

shaila just saw a bean yoda appear from the distance

by cervezz May 19, 2019

Mr Bean

One of the funniest characters ever.

Mr Bean is the best!

by SomeoneNew October 12, 2011

Sean Bean

A Very Rugged Man. Has been featured in such films as Flightplan, National Treasure, Lord of the Rings, and The Hitcher.

Guy #1: Who would you go gay for?
Guy #2: Sean Bean.
Guy #1: Why?
Guy #2: Because he's a very rugged man.

by Beanman February 2, 2007

bean counter

Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.

The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.

by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006

Beans

A woman who loves a man unconditionally and will do anything that he wants...Forever. i.e.-cooking, cleaning, giving head, and sex.

This Beans over here wants to cook me dinner. And I was all like "hells yeah".

by Beanies July 30, 2008

bean

Another term for a cigarette

"Hey, anyone wanna split a packa beans with me?"
"Hey man, can I get a bean?"

by buddyguypalfriend January 1, 2011

colos beans

Colos Beans is a company that sells 🅱️eans They serve some good beans. The beans hit best from around 2:00AM to 4:00AM. They also hit nice at 4:20AM or PM. The recipe is a secretive as The

Krabby Patty Secret Formula. A man named Colo is the founder of this company and Shrek is the CEO currently. NORMIES CANNOT EAT THIS FOOD. Colos Beans will destroy any normie from the inside to out, that touches the sacred beans. Colos Beans is a very delicious food to eat. FYI:They are served in cans. You can by one can for $4.20.

Also: On Black Friday through Cyber Monday, Colo’s Beans is 69% off. (Which is very nice

Warning: Colos Beans makes you vibe real crazy.

Me: Yo, it’s 4:20AM, let’s get the cans of colos beans.
Danny DeVito: Ah yes, we shall have our holy feast.
Keanu Reeves: We shall vibe hard with these sacred beans

by beansbeansbeansbeansbeans November 30, 2019