Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny
Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha
by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012
Get the Last Chance Underpantsmug. Chance would be a fine thing.
by Jigsawjme November 4, 2019
Get the Chancemug. 
Get the F out of here! I'm not getting on Jim's makeshift bungee cord. I don't take Obituary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
Get the Obituary Chancesmug. We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Get the The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfectmug.