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Crack the bowl 

To defacate with such force that you literally crack the toilet bowl.
Jeff: Oh my god I need to shit so bad, I can tell it's gonna crack the bowl.
Crack the bowl by jeff30000 February 4, 2008
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Celebratory Departure Bowl 

The last bowl of marijuana (or any drugs to be places into a bowl and smoked) packed just before a person (or group of people) leaves someone's place of residence or other place where said drugs were being smoked. Usually as a last minute thought before the people leave.
Yinz want to smoke a celebratory departure bowl before you go?

Gentleman's bowl 

A bowl of marijuana that is equally packed by each person in the rotation.
-Adam, Robert, and Tyler all contributed a bit of weed on the Gentleman's bowl.

-Adam: Wanna blaze a Gentleman's bowl?
Robert: Yea dude, I'll pack on top of yours.
Gentleman's bowl by Shift000 November 30, 2010

NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL 

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!

pack a bowl 

to packing weed into a pipe and or bong to smoke
lets go pack a bowl and get high
pack a bowl by JJJJJJP April 25, 2006

Toilet Bowl Dick 

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.
I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!
Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011