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momos.water.bottle_ 

momos.water.bottle_ Is the most famous water bottle.
“Would you like a drink out of @momos.water.bottle_?”

Dirty water bottle 

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.
LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

My little Shampoo Bottle 

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".
Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

Shaking the ketchup bottle 

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.
BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.
Word of the Day on September 21, 2012

booty bottle 

A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.
Mike: Hey Jeff, grab that bottle on the toilet.
Jeff: No way, that was a booty bottle!
booty bottle by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

Tappin' the Bottle 

Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.
The bartender opened a new bottle so everyone at the bar tappin' the bottle also took a shot.
Tappin' the Bottle by Momma luvs Cat December 24, 2016