Blessee

A young woman who's a gold-digger. She gives sex to the blesser (a sugar daddy) in return to being showered with expensive gifts, island vacations and a lot of money.

Kenny Kunene is a blesser, he bought his blessee an Aston Martin.

by xavi08 May 31, 2016

Blesbian

Tapanga

Tapanga is a blesbian.

by Blesbians are full of blubber April 4, 2018

good morning god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit.

The term was started by the Youtube celebrities Ethan and Hila Klien while making a skit for their video, Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3).

Hila-"Come on Ethan you've been in the bathroom for 20 minutes!"
Ethan-"I'm doing my good morning god bless Hila it's going to take at least another 10 minutes"

by KobraKai02 May 22, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you take a morning shit while eating your breakfast
(As popularized by h3h3Productions)

"Can I use the bathroom dude?"
"Sorry man I'm doing my Good Morning and God Bless"

by OmicronCoder June 8, 2018

bleesome

A sexual encounter involving 3 drunken males fully clothed except shirts who are pleasuring a red headed vixen wearing naught but a thong (which will be removed as the bleesome evolves). The males take turns (one at each nip, the 3rd at the pootang. A switch is called. One male must exit in revulsion due to another whipping out his uncircumsized penis. The other two perform the switch. A bleesome must be interrupted by the entrance of a jew in boxers.
REQUIREMENTS: dudes must be mad wasted
WARNING: may result in commitment issues

hey did you hear about the bleesome last night?

by alex slavin December 26, 2003

god bless you

people's way of starting a conversation

"god bless you, oh, and by the way, what's your name"

by etlkj November 14, 2003

bless my eyes

Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever

Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.

by Jacsmith December 5, 2017