Where an individual uses a thin or Capri Sun like straw then proceeds to insert it into the tip of a man's penis and then blows with tremendous force to inflate the penis like a balloon animal
Yo dawg my dick is sore from yesterday
Oh yeah why's that?
You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it
Oh yeah why's that?
You know Rachel from the Pawn shop?
That smokin redhead?
Yeah
She gave me a blimpie and I don't know how to feel about it
by SpanglyCharly March 31, 2021
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Coined just south of the Thames, similar to a "Dopestick" or a "Baseball Bat", the Blemstick can only refer to the "Dankiest of Doobs". A phrase that must only be used when no other term fits to describe the holiest of joints.
by Harambeismymum123 April 12, 2021
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Quackity smile at the end but “BLeeP :” is used to mean your bored and don’t know what to do or something to say when you don’t know what to say 😃👍
by anonymous May 4, 2021
Get the BLeeP :] mug.-A person who is inexperienced with strip clubs, and feels guilt about going/ being a part of one.
-A type of person who pays for a strip club membership, but doesn’t go due to guilt of being a member to a strip club. (Will usually stop by fumble with they’re ID but leave anyway in the first 8 minutes.
-A type of person who pays for a strip club membership, but doesn’t go due to guilt of being a member to a strip club. (Will usually stop by fumble with they’re ID but leave anyway in the first 8 minutes.
“Dude John is so blemished, he walked around town all night trying to find a strip club, and when he finally made it, they took his ID and he left to go to a college party”
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover May 6, 2021
Get the Blemished mug.(Or to blimp) The act of engaging in a feeder fetish in which the feedee is fed helium gas after each meal. Therefore, filling them out like a blimp. This term stems from the old germanic "blymp" meaning a "thickened bladder of sheep." Shepherds would often take these bladders with them to ward off wenches. Interestingly, the Hindenburg explosion led to the popularity of this practice... in the bedroom. Bitches loved that swoll mother fucker, am I right.
Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Language, like a fine wine, does not diminish with the passage of time, but only gains complexity and subtlety. Blimping, like the art of rhetoric itself, is a skill that can only develop with protracted, sustained, and almost VIOLENT practice. Inflate me... inflate me like the balloon of your LOVE. Your sex love.
Jessica and I got into some kinky shit last night. Turns out she really likes being fed Domino's pizza. Turns out she REALLY likes to be fed helium out of Dollar Store balloons. She into that blimp blimp. She like blimping erryday.
by Pddlover100 May 10, 2021
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