Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

blair witch project

A very over-rated non scary film. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Somehow managed to scare people with no dead bodies or blood.

If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.

If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.

by Corb March 14, 2005

abercrombie and fitch witch

The next level of an abercrombie zombie. They are the girls who wear only abercrombie (and maybe some hollister and american eagle). By only abercrmbie that means tight tank tops with half of their stomach hanging out and short short shorts or short short short skirts. An abercrmbie and fitch witch thinks she is all that because she wears abercrombie and believes she will become popular and rich if she wears it all the time. She will also most likely be hated by many people, and not because they are jealous of her.

Some girl walked by in all Abercrombie so someone said , "Hey look, there's an abercrombie and fitch witch!"

by i know what iM DOiNG May 18, 2006

witches brew

A brew made by witches, liked by Homestar runner.

W? what's that supposed to stand for? Witches brew or something?

by Ali October 08, 2003

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.

Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.

by @WhoaBigBill January 17, 2021

the blair witch project

The movie that will scare the living crap out of you.

And, It has a continuous use of the F-bomb.

dude 1: "Hey, i watched the Blair Witch Project and i crapped my pants!"

dude 2: "OMG, you too??"

Both: "sweet!" *hi five*

by marilik October 17, 2007

cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out

my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!

by coldliketitty February 09, 2007