Bagel House

The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.

"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."

"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."

by DfDsummit23 January 7, 2009

Baelationship

When two are causally talking. The step before making the things official as boyfriend&girlfriend. The title between to "Baes"

Rjay and Nahj Baelationship is just the cutest.😍

by Jizzme47 July 22, 2014

Bagels

Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.

Kim and Kanye are bagels.

by Tog 0 five September 14, 2016

bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Bagel

A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.

“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”

by Little Blacky June 14, 2018

Dirty bagel

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

This morning we had a dirty bagel.

by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010