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independent fundamental baptist

a cult that holds very conservative views. Will literally shoot you if you use the NIV (KJV only), wear pants as a female, question leadership in the church, or are gay. They believe that women are under men and should never have any leadership roles. Basically they stay at home barefoot and pregnant. They also beat their children before they can even form words (spare the rod spoil the child). Many have schools so they can keep the children away from the world so they do not get corrupted. If you grew up in this denomination im sorry :(
boy: oh yah! I grew up Independent Fundamental Baptist
girl: Oh, so you grew up in a cult?
by awaw54 December 3, 2021
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John the Baptist

Putting your phone in your pants and rubbing the screen with your genitals
I was on FaceTime and I had to bless dis bitch wit a John the Baptist
by Realnworduser April 30, 2022
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Barturd

Another word for bastard, or just an insult meaning exactly what the word sounds like.
*Random guy #1*: Sir, I want you to insult me without swearing.
*Random guy #2*: You're a stupid barturd.
*Random guy #1*: Barturd? What's a barturd?
*Random guy #2*: My way of saying bastard without swearing.
*Random guy #1*: But that sounds like you're calling me...shit from a bar or something.
*Random guy #2*: That works, too.
by PSC March 15, 2008
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basturbation

basturbation n. When a bastard masturbates.
He's a bastard, so he has to do basturbation.
by snarkyken August 20, 2008
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Baptiste

Has a 1 incher , he is the kind of guy who will fuck a horse.Also realy fn FAT
My Friend is such a Baptiste no body will ever like him.
by Ashighaskite June 2, 2018
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baptism of fire

johnny thought he was bisexual, until he got his baptism of fire!
now he's vaginally fucking all the local broads.
by t'quan February 12, 2006
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Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
by Eddie Dexx October 9, 2010
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