bald headed mouse on a trampoline

stretching one's scrotum forward and shaking it up and down so that the tip of the penis bounces on it

hey stuart, did you ever see a bald headed mouse on a trampoline?

by madfunfrank September 30, 2013

duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”

by chloe depp March 20, 2021

wrestling the bald headed champion

another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.

last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.

by deucecaddy September 22, 2006

bald headed scoochie rat

A nappy haired ignorant woman; A ghetto woman that does not know when to stop running her mouth.

that bald headed scoochie rat always be shoving them hot flames in her mouth

by amartinez November 03, 2010

Bald headed chicken fucker

Any guy from Pennsylvania that is balding

Jimmy is a bald headed chicken fucker

by Hello I’m bob April 23, 2019

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

lumps on his bald head

in medieval times, old priestesses used to feel the bumps and lumps on their potential spouses head, they believed that the bumps on ones head tells you about the life they lived and what their future was going to be like, one specific bump on the left side of a mans head next to the ear can answer all questions relating to sex, the bigger the bump the better the sex!

Uday's got the smallest lumps on his bald head, oops, looks like a lot of awful sex

by lumpedy lump February 27, 2011