special aunt

When in somewhat polite social occasions one can’t say Cunt.

Oh that one, she’s a Special aunt.

by Wjb63 February 21, 2018

Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass

A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.

John: Hey, whats up man?

Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!

John: Damn that shit hurts

by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024

Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.

The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.

by goliwag February 23, 2024

Aunt Hector

Micheals Aunt

Micheal: I am a famous biologist my Aunt Hector discovered salmon (the fesh) my family made many dicorvery.

by poopydiaper911 November 9, 2021

aunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.

My aunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Aunt scare

when a female that is older than you jumpscares you

Im just trying to gte on the game vro and I got aunt scared

by msnhu December 14, 2025

first step-cousin-aunt

1. The daughter of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepdaughter of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The daughter of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019