by thatonepersonwithareallylongna May 31, 2020

by SonofSikunder November 18, 2021

"you ate your hater but you love your idol" get it !
*sigh* you dont get it i "ate myself" get it now:-D ok i am not gunna be a teacher. " i ate teachers"
*sigh* you dont get it i "ate myself" get it now:-D ok i am not gunna be a teacher. " i ate teachers"
by gdon=] May 25, 2021

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."
Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."
by ChrisTheCracker July 8, 2017

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.
Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
Guy- My cat ate it smartass.
by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

by C3LESTIAL February 25, 2021
