anus monkey

it is a very rare disease mostly found in males. Its comes from monkeys that are found on the island of anus.
when you get attacked my an anus monkey you now have a monkey in your anus. There is no know cure for this rare disease and you can only supress the monkey for awhile. But if u do that there is a great risk that ur anus will explode.

anus monkey that lives in your anus and lives off shit.

by kiedgs November 12, 2007

Rap Nigger Anus Spider

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff

One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.

Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!

by Yargengee October 18, 2006

anus on fire!

During the course of pleasurable anal activities, the impact is so great which causes a heat rash around the outer and inner regions of the anus. It causes the hair that grows around and sometimes inside the anus to burn away. In the worst case the flames go all the way inside the anus and it turns black.

Ho lad, slow down or else it causes an 'anus on fire!'

by Friso July 20, 2006

anus thief

One who steals asses.

the anus thief stole my rectum and spnincter!

by Eura Phagg November 26, 2006

Beer Anus

A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.

"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"

by C. money February 5, 2006

Open-Anus Fart

While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)

I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.

by Ahmet K May 30, 2006