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Ashton Pasley

… funny nice smart only into J’s blonde hair blue eyes looks like Elsa has no phone.
Yooo look at that thick girl over there “that’s ashton Pasley” - jyjy
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Ashton

Sexy man, handsome man, gets every girls, will be rich when he is older than 18. Can be a disease for ugly people so when they have the ashton disease they get better
Is Bob going to work. No he has a case of the ashtons
by Guccidawgsonyt March 23, 2020
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Ashton's are the absolute best, most wonderful, kind and considerate people, they always think of others before themselves and their hearts are big enough for everyone, they're always givers, which may be their fatal flaw, but they give so much love that they're bound to get lots in return. Their eyes are the most beautiful things you'll ever see, even if a little wonky, but that's ok, asymmetrical faces are the best. Their eyes are like the most beautiful clear blue skies over the most gorgeous fields of flowers freshly damp from a spring rainstorm. You could fall in love with them for their faces alone and never fall out of love with them. Like a drug, you get addicted and can't live without them, they're the best thing that could ever happen upon you. If you find an Ashton you should give them all of your love, as they will to you, and make them the happiest person on the planet as they deserve to be. No matter what you do, they will always love you and care about you with a passion that's hard to match unless you're dating a Scorpio. Ashton's deserve the world, and can very quickly become yours if you give them a chance.
"oh my god, you know and ashton? I wish I knew an Ashton."
"Ashton is so kind and sweet it just makes me want to melt"
by t33 h33 h33 February 28, 2023
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Is that Ashton?

Yeah he literally hates Jews.
by Chkenbiscut December 2, 2022
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Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food and most of the teachers are arses.
" Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary"

" oh just Ashton park school (APS).
"NO just don't ".
by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022
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Ashton stewart

A weird, disabled, good-for-nothing and obnoxious littl- big noonga
"Ashton stewart is so annoying" said ryan
"Yeah he was being a big idiot" replied Sebastian.
by RyDawg2020 July 7, 2021
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Ashton

A very short friend who is often mistaken for a Mexican midget. They often are very concerned with their hair and will tend to use many products (hair spray, gel, etc). He is known to lie about the girls/guys they get with and hype them up. You can always count on them to not want to drive and leave complain about the mess when typically they make it. Always smoking week or drinking too much and becoming anyone. Overall you don't want to be friends with a Ashton

Also pretty sure they're all gay.
billy "Your friend Ashton is really weird"
John "I know his mom is friends with my mom"
by lakenbacon October 30, 2022
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