keely ashton

The coolest person ever whose cute and funny and we love her

You know keely ashton? She’s so cool

by PerfectlyOdd_ November 23, 2021

Ashton

Ashton has the most amazing BBC is never fells to please and those who try will be Slade and put to rest

After being with Ashton I was to tired and could barely walk but GDOAT

by Awesomeness 23 June 17, 2018

ashton hesseling

A sexy guy who loves to have sex. Funny, loving and who is brave.

Ashton hesseling is awesome.

by pumpkinrocks December 30, 2015

Ashton

The rare species of Assbum can be very hostile towards any pussy he see's. The secret identity of this fat cunt, Weight Watcher, kisses men all the time on duty. Likes cherry pepsi a little to much. if you see him you will be fucked by the sex freak he is. He joins weight watchers anonymous every Monday Thursday and Friday after school hours so he can have a little taste of the kiddie's. Sex is his first go to for weight losing and defense when someone is intimidating. If you find this rare species of fat ass, run!

It's an Assbum (Ashton). RUN, HE'S NEXT TO A SCHOOL.

by AlphaC November 27, 2019

Ashton

a fucking idiot

I fucking hate Ashton

by da only rizzer March 21, 2024

[Shellie-Ashton]

To be a shellie ashton is to be A dumb welsh person, This phrase is used mainly within englands westend.

Dont be such a Shellie-Ashton.

by qrtyuioppoiuytrewqwqwertyuiop October 18, 2008

Ashton

An enigma of a man. He'll complain about something being in a video game, but if someone says it to him as a compliment, he'll accept it with honor and pride. He also typically tends to dislike things for the reason that they're popular, or that children like it.

"Did he complain about how a popular thing is bad, but then accept whatever that is when it's a compliment for him? What an Ashton move."

by Beans Lover 56765 July 30, 2021