spontaneous alcoholic zynflation

The body's increased demand for Zyn's as it consumes alcohol, typically occuring in someone who reguarly uses Zyns.

"Hey man could I get another Zyn?"
"Dude that's like your 4th one in an hour."
"Yea man im pretty fucked up, I have spontaneous alcoholic zynflation."

by MoneyyMitch February 10, 2025

Alcoholic Widow

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.

"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"

by The ZmAc March 7, 2009

Alcohol Provision Act

A national legislation established in Canada in 1964 that prohibits the sale of any alcohol products on every Tuesday of the week. All bars must legally remain closed to pay tribute and remembrance to the lives of Mounties past.

Don't road trip to Canada on a Tuesday because the Alcohol Provision Act says you can't drink.

by CanadianExpert May 26, 2014

Alcoholics anonymous

A place where they, don't drink alcohol. But instead discuss the Bible. And end the night with a song.

Alcoholics anonymous. Religious nutters welcome, meaning Sexual deviants, wearing leathers and whips

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas

I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle

by pro2a July 16, 2020

Alcoholic

People who drink, but tend to take it a little too far and a little too often. These people are often fun to be around when they are drinking.

That ultimate frisbee team is full of alcoholics. Not those two jacked guys though, they're chill, and definitely not alcoholics.

by NOT Austicakes November 20, 2023

Alcohol

a)A brew that helps white people dance.

b)What gets people through the day.

I really need some alcohol.

by SwaggerBoyFoLifeFoReal July 25, 2016