adult bedtime story

Adult version of a bedtime story, meant to help get a good night sleep.

A: Let's read an adult bedtime story tonight shall we?

B: Sure.

A: A long time ago, in a swamp far far away, there lived a lonely ogre. Then one day... Zzz...zzz...

by Pseunonymous July 14, 2017

Adult

People who are wiggity wack

Look at that adult

by #Sonata_5102 May 03, 2020

Adult

A irrational person who is stubborn and takes their frustration out on kids and say they love them

Kid:she lying

Mom:are you saying an adult is lying pull down your pants

Kid:yes ma'am
Mom:you talking back to me

by Noheart.trey February 18, 2019

Adult

Scented candles and tax evasion

You know your an adult when your lighting scented candles and commiting tax evasion

by Ilumihardy November 09, 2021

Adult

One who does grown up, sophisticated things such as wearing crocs, knitting, buy patio furniture, reading novels, and teaching students.

Wow, James is such an adult now that she has crocs!

by DMK22 February 21, 2021

Adult

(v. intrans., denominative agentative, neologism)
1. To perform the role of an adult.

NOTE: this verb was meant to sound like lolcats english, but accidentally follows old rules for making verbs that are actually perfectly normal, such as verbs "to engineer" and "to bitch."

Cost of living and wages are the gatekeepers keeping the poor and mentally unstable youth from getting the financial power needed to adult on their own.

by oron61 July 04, 2022

Adult

Christopher Brooks or anyone over 18

Dominique should go to Angel’s party because an Adult, Christopher Brooks, would be there

by Gyan Angelica November 09, 2019