He may not be the smartest but when it comes to sports he can’t be stopped, he’s nice funny athletic and extremely good looking, once you have one you’ll never want to let him go. No matter what he’ll be there for you, and support you unconditionally. He has that kind of look that gives you butterflies and when you lock eyes everything else fades away, and his smiles makes you smile and he’s a great kisser☺️
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Adam is the kind of kid who was free-ranged in elementary school but was constantly hunted down by wranglers after stripping through the hallways. Adam is often seen standing at the urinal with pants to his ankles and or making a mural on the walls from his own fecal matter. He is referred to as the Cum Gobbler as many have observed whenever he eats, he says "Cum... Cum... Cum... YUM... YUM... YUM". Overall, Adam is a menace to society who is unfit to continue living.
Yo, Adam is a fucking idiot
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Get the Adam mug.The guy who thinks hes all that because hes on the football team and has money. He thinks hes a ladys man because a few cheap whores will chase after him, then diss him for having such a small dick. Hes a hater beyond all extremes
Girl#1: "hey did you hear about Adam and torie?"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"
Girl#2: "No what happend?"
Girl#1: "Well i guess the school whore torie went to have sex with him and his dick was so small she asked him what the hell that was supposed to be!!"
Girl#2: "Thats hilarious i hate that bastard!"
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