Gifted Idiot

(gif-tid, id-ee-uht) An individual in possession of very high intelligence, but lacks common sense when putting it to use.
noun
"A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his home kitchen said Wednesday, he was only doing it as a hobby." -Stockholm— The Associated Press, Aug. 03, 2011

The man described in the article is a classic example of a Gifted Idiot.
by Stellababe August 04, 2011
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Bumbling Idiot

One who's brain has gone bonkers and says whatever comes to the person's head
As soon as the bumbling idiot spoke, people gave up on life and decided to move to Antartica
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Redbox Idiot

Dumb piece-of-shit moron renting at Redbox who takes a long time to pick a fuckin' movie.

To make a movie-renting decision, this priceless imbecile has to read every bit of information posted on the screen about the movie, as if he was inquiring about valuable real estate. Meanwhile, the long line of people waiting to get a movie continues to grow around the McDonald's, Walgreen's, etc.
Him: "Mmmmm, should I rent Transformers 2? Let's read what this flick is about..."

Me, standing in line right behind him: "Fuckin' Redbox Idiot!"
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Idiot Exploiter

The best browser ever for downloading Firefox and then deleting!
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by saxsux March 23, 2005
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Flaming Idiot

A person so idiotic that when you see them, they appear to be consumed by the sheer amount of tangible stupidity flaring from them.
by AlexM8 May 05, 2011
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idiot hookers

A term used by Chanel Oberlin, meaning a word you use to describe someone you don't like.
"Good evening, idiot hookers!"
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American Idiot

A permenant resident and/or citizen of the United States of America who through their actions and/or words demean the country by making its citizens all seem ignorant or uneducated. A US citizen who believes the American way of life is superior to all others and cannot/will not accept other languages, laws, regulations, and/or courtesies. No basic understanding of geography or international current events, or sympathy for those who do not have English as their native language.
"Oh, Mrs. So-and-so, this is my boyfriend Alex, he is visiting from Germany." (loudly and slowly as if speaking to a child or some one of a mentally inept ability) "ohh...DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? SINCE YOU ARE GERMAN, ARE YOU A NAZI?"

(you think i'm kidding, my boyfriend has been asked on numerous occasions)
by meghatkeineahnung March 13, 2005
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