i am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

He For Sure Smells Amazing

When someone keeps a big job predominantly for how they look and for the perception of it being a good fit, as opposed to *actually being good*, he HAS to do all the little aesthetic things to compensate for being terrible.

Yurk: Ugh, my team has had the same shitty GM for 7 years, and we suck so bad. Why haven't they fired him yet?

LD: Well, obviously White Collar Steroids, but mostly he LOOKS the part and probably works the boardroom.

Yukr: Ugh, Ya, he for sure smells amazing, too.

by Mike109999 March 4, 2022

Swim friday with amazing olivia

Holiday where olivia’s friends go swimming with her ONLY ON FRIDAYS

person 1- hey what’s the day?
person 2- its friday?
person 1- NO ITS SWIM FRIDAY WITH AMAZING OLIVIA
Now we have to swim together

by hahdbakand June 8, 2022

joseph and the amazing technicolor umbrella

AN INSIDE JOKE

ONE DAY WE WERE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND SAW A TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA. THEREFORE IT IS JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR UMBRELLA.

by fromyourpickle May 13, 2018

The Amazing Digital Circus

pornography

Hey, did you watch the The Amazing Digital Circus? It's so good!

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 3, 2023

Amazing!

Congratulations, you've been Friendzoned!

See Idjit.

Thank you! You're amazing!

by GhostTracker September 6, 2023

amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.

by Mudge Malog January 19, 2021