Funken Wagon

The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.

"Put that in your funken wagon."

by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008

green wagon

Killing two greenheads in one hunt.

I brought down the green wagon today

by rocco313 October 27, 2010

Coom-wagon

A term used to describe one’s balls that are larger in size.

“Let me tell you Megan, my boyfriend has an absolute coom-wagon.”
“Ouch! That ball just hit my coom-wagon”

by Thrasherboi_skrr December 3, 2020

Ghetto Wagon

AKA: Slum Buggies, Project Cars and Woofer Storage

Used to describe a souped up car that comes with huge spoilers, spinning rims, about twenty speakers crammed into the trunk, and a stereo that will make you shit your pants when you turn it on. These cars are called Ghetto Wagons, because you normally see Black, Hispanic, Asian (and on some occasions White) people from lower income housing areas driving them around. They also get the name Ghetto Wagon because 9 times out of 10, they're purchased with money obtained through illegal means, such as drug deals

Damn Jamal! That's a bitchin ass Ghetto Wagon you be driving!

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

super wagon

For a women with a big ol wagon on her

damn she got that super wagon on her

by zenro October 12, 2023

haunch wagon

Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.

I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.

by Miquelito6233 April 22, 2020

Wagon Painting

The act of humming 'I Was Born Under A Wandering Star' while performing oral sex.

My ex used to spice up fellatio by Wagon Painting and now I can't look at Lee Marvin in the same way.

by Shifty McFoghorn May 1, 2012