Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers

guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots

by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021

jeep patriot

A car that mid girls drive

That girl is a solid 4/10, she definitely drives a Jeep Patriot

by Jeeppatriothater123 August 8, 2023

Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.

The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.

by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

Trumpet of Patriots

When a bunch of old men between ages 65-95 get together, eat a bunch of beans and then proceed to stand in a circle, jack each other off while continuously farting and jizz into one big collective puddle while singing the national anthem.

Bruce: My neighbour is an extremely homophobic priest but last night I saw on the news he got caught in the middle of a Trumpet of Patriots with his dick out
Ned: At least hes not a rock spider like all the other priests lol!!!

by jims gooning May 13, 2025

Patriots

This team is the nastiest skank bitch in the NFL. Do not trust them. They are fugly sluts.

"Did you that the Patriots are going to the super bowl this year?
"Yea, I wonder how many footballs they deflated to get there."

by PumpkinPieGirl January 29, 2017

patriots

NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS

Bistamais: Eu kur esi
Cits cuvaks: Pie NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Patriots: kropli

by niksdeiniskaravirs October 31, 2019

Patriot

1. a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors (International)
2. a terrorist (United States Modern)

"I am a true American patriot" - idk probably Jake Angeli

by Cassette_Tayp September 8, 2021