by Jewlster November 29, 2013
Get the tower of londonmug. A syndrome which develops when a South Londoner is out of South London for too long.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.
It causes them to go on a rampage of tendencies associated with South London stereotypes.
They may begin to stab people, steal, threaten people and many other things (unprovoked)
Common among people from Croydon and Brixton especially.
"Did you hear what happened to Abdi the other day? He got sent back to Kennington cos of his South London Syndrome."
by London07 August 12, 2018
Get the South London Syndromemug. "If one has New Londons fries, one must share New Londons fries. Someday you will be without them, and, because of this rule, you can help yourself to some of the deliciousness, just as others have helped themselves to yours."
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
~Moses, "The Old Testament" Deleted Scenes
When an aquaintance has a serving of delicious New Londons fries, this law can be utilized. The Moocher must first declare that he/she is taking some fries under the Rule of New Londons. The owner of the fries has no choice but to comply, for they know that they have mooched in the past and will mooch in the future.
"Dude, you're so envious, I have fries and you don't!"
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
"I hereby enact the Rule of New Londons. Fork some over."
"Dammit dude, fine, here ya go..."
by JockoAccidente October 7, 2006
Get the Rule of New Londonsmug. When an eiffel tower is attempted, but the two guys are too intoxicated to stand up and the trio falls into a heap on the floor.
Mike and Jeff tried to eiffel tower this chick the other night, but their inebreation led to a london bridge.
by E-Kizzy January 9, 2008
Get the london bridgemug. A nasty loose piece of skin that includes an entrance and an exit for bodily fluids
Jill Bobby Fergie Vagina Lesbian
Jill Bobby Fergie Vagina Lesbian
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down,
Falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My Poor Vagina :(
Falling down,
Falling down
London Bridge is falling down
My Poor Vagina :(
by VirgoP0et2k January 30, 2007
Get the London Bridgemug. A cordial way of saying who gives a fuck, fuck off, or shut the fuck up. This expression is particularly useful in online conversations or when you need to silence someone in their tracks.
Jack: So let me tell you what I did today. I fed my cat, polished my shoes, bought a new hat, but I still didn't get any work done on my damn--
Greg: Greetings from London!
Jack: Sorry about that.
Greg: Greetings from London!
Jack: Sorry about that.
by avery_brooks August 21, 2008
Get the Greetings from Londonmug. She is a amazing friend who is outgoing and will do anything for her bros. She is not afraid to voice her opinion, and will stand up to anyone no matter what. She is smart but swears she’s not. Will cheer you in every situation and her laugh is contagious.
by Yungnesin December 5, 2019
Get the Girl name Londonmug.