Got Hurt Playing Football

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."

"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."

by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018

zaddy,my bussy hurts

what you say when you stub your toe or run into a wall.

runs into a wall uhh zaddy,my bussy hurts

by bussybusser69 January 7, 2022

Hurt Danaes Feelings Day

A day following national women's day to hurt danaes feeling, a festival that has been around for 350 years

Today,the day after national women's day, is hurt danaes feelings day

by Praghasa March 9, 2022

gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

by Agatha Lightly July 28, 2016

fuck me till it hurts!

fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.

I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

my brain hurts

to cause pain to the brain . or to cause pain to the cerebral cortex

my brain hurts when I think bout that.

by loveguru155looovcvm,cvl;mc October 18, 2016

Hurt Full, Two Words!

When someone is extremely mean and blunt about it. It's Hurt Full, Two words! Not one.

Friend: Man, your so white you spook out Wonderbread

Man, thats HURT FULL, TWO WORDS!

by JIndeed February 6, 2010