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Harry Potter Fanfiction

Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Harry Potter

This orphan that his parents got killed by Moldy Voldy and he decided to get revenge and kill him back
Harry Potter is the best movie series
by Wilderiess September 19, 2018
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Harry Potter

Harry Potter is the best book series ever created. Some people criticize the books, saying that it is a childrens book. But its not. Harry Potter has a complex plot with complex characters who do have flaws. If you read Harry Potter you will not become a nerd. You will just become a fan of a book series that is loved by people all over the world.
by Pseudonymunus Botch April 24, 2019
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Harry Potter

*insert Hegwig's Theme*
by Luna Serenity December 10, 2021
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Harry Potter

Hates Draco but then people think that they should be a couple like girlllllll
by Dracomalfoy48 December 30, 2020
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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
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Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.
Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "
by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018
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