Crispy Critter

A person who does not shower regularly and their hair has gotten crispy.

That crispy critter smells like piss and B.O.

by Poopbuttshitpants October 15, 2022

crispy strips

When a persons underwear gets worn too long and then not washed for even longer.

Bro, the other day I was doing laundry and I found my aunts crispy strips.

by moosey jilkers January 16, 2023

crispy

Noun. A can of beer.

Yo, bro, toss me a crispy.

by Bruce H-let January 5, 2008

crispy

a name, and an amazing person! someone who’s so caring, and sweet and just wants the best for everyone. they’ll never let you down, and tries to do the best for everyone to be happy! crispy deserves the world.

“crispy best ateez stan!” “crispy is the best!”

by httpskz July 21, 2020

Crispy

Super white, kinda sheltered.

The date was ok, but she was super crispy.

by gingerdelux May 14, 2014

Crispy Concords

A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream

Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage

by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021

Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025