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Brad (disability)

Nickname for an outrageous disability that leaves a person born with misshapen feet (which oddly look like penises in some patients), an unformed jaw, and an underdeveloped brain. People who suffer from brad also exhibit similar symptoms to those with Asperger's syndrome and/or an extremely pronounced variation of autism. According to WHO, a cure has not been identified but medications such as cyanide or strychnine.
"Oh shit, you can tell he has brad (disability). Only a snapchat filter could make him look cute."
by Saturn (disability) February 2, 2019
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brad

The guy who finished your last juul pod, the guy who plays gods plan 10 times at a party, the kid who leaves his house with all Patagonia on.
Brad is that guy
by DONTBEABRAD May 17, 2018
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Brad

A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.
He’s a Brad. Look at that Brad. He’s a Brad in the making.
by HoneyComb Brown July 8, 2019
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Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.
I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom
by Skipenstein November 24, 2019
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Doing a Brad

Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine

Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin

Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
“I’m doing a Brad and I don’t want a beer tonight thanks mate I wanna shag a Citreon C1”
by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019
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Brad

a guy you absolutely hate and dont want to be friends with anymore but they keep bothering you,.
by SUn penis wanker December 9, 2019
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Brad

Your car
You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Supertrain12 December 24, 2019
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