Jared

Stupid

Very jared

by Edwardomazing April 19, 2020

Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.

"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."

by Beact December 3, 2024

Jared

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss

Jared likes being stepped on

by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

Jared

A dead beat who cheats on every girl he gets he just wants nudes and to fuck

Girl: (says hey to Jared)
Jared: send nudes “I love you”

by Kissmewithyoureyesclosed October 17, 2019

Jared Mojarro

A very big individual that loves playing the hit game Blox Fruit to beat a very coincidently names person named Kai.
A dream to be big and get bigger to out big all the big people. Even Richard Machai.

He's such a Jared Mojarro, he's HUGE!
He seems a little Jared Mojarro, a little pep in his step!

by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏 May 7, 2024